something crazy has happened!
okay, this is breaking news so you probably have not heard about it yet!!
way back when the yankees were stealing current day USA away from the naitive americans, things got a little messy. battles were fought for land rights between various countries and naitive tribes. when america was finally liberated from the british, the naitive american indians were the last group standing in the way for us. to deal with them, we threw them all onto reservations to appease their outcry. this, of course, worked because the indians really had no means of defending their land against the mighty USA.
a little somthing that most people dont know, though, is this...
because of all the bloodshed and bullying we did to the naitive americans, when we stole all their land, we gave them the option to buy back what was once theirs for $1trillion. it was a bit of a funny joke in washington at the time, because back then there was not even a trillion dollars in the entire world, so obviously these poor indians could never afford this. the treaty was signed and everyone went their seperate ways.
well, years later an indian by the name of engine moneybags opened up the first indian reservation casino. the americans were a little annoyed at first, but because we still felt bad for taking all their land, we allowed them the right to open casinos, figuring they would just waste all the profits on american booze, thus further inflating our economy.
the indians, however, were smart. they kept the trillion dollar option treaty in a glass case in the casino vault, knowing with patience and persistence, they would eventually raise the money needed to buy back their land.
well, my fellow americans, today is the day that the indians have made it to a trillion dollars. after many many casinos were opened in reservations across the nation, the money was all pooled together and taken directly to the white house.
president bush immediately declared war on the indians, but because all of our troops are busy in the middle east, the indians easily defeated the few troops who remained here, in the battle of indian-american freedom.
the indians, therefore, are now the rightful owners of most of current day america. we still have hawaii and alaska, since they were annexed after the takeover from the indians. because of this, all 300,000,000 american citizens have until next tuesday to leave the country or else face the tomahawk. the good news is that the airline industry is sure to see a big rise in profits in the coming days.
the end.
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I LOVE ME
so I've logged into good old dA for the first time in many many months.. can't say I'm very excited to be here. I checked my inbox and had gotten a ton of messages, many of which had titles like "I LOVE YOU" and stuff like that. At first I thought I was going to have a bit of back patting to do as I read from my many admirers but then I had just realized spam has finally infiltrated dA.
so who is still reading my posts? anybody? hahaha...
I'm good. Way busy. Shooting lots in Chicago and elsewhere. Making a living off of it for over a year now. It can be done! Keep shooting, kids!
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hello Spanish friends....!!
So today, in Spain, on 6 July 2007, I apparently have some sort of writeup in the El Pais newspaper. It's actually in the magazine that comes with the paper, apparently called EPS...? If you can confirm or deny this, that would be awesome! I doubt I will be able to see a copy of it until they send me one, and I am very interested to see how good/bad I am portrayed in there. The article is about my website EveryoneIsFamous.com and may or may not be about other websites as well, not only mine.
Ok, that's all! Let me know if you've seen it!
Oh, and in other news, I will MOST LIKELY be in Spain this October at some point! yay!
Enjoy,
Cl
summer is finally here!
I'm excited about that. Summer in Chicago is the best. Although, I am hoping to travel as much as I can.... It looks like next week I will be in Detroit, Montreal, (possibly) Boston and finally NYC on June 1 for a week or so. Still need to find places to stay there!
I haven't been around much. Shooting a lot. Fulltime, kinda. All freelance stuff. Mostly nightlife. Not making a ton of money but enough for now....
If you have a second, go check out an article a local publication did about ME, yes ME! It was the cover story of New City a week ago. It's posted in my blog... claytonhauck.wordpress.com
Hope all is well with everyone!
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dude.... the part about airlines reporting profit and having until tuesday to get out of the country for fear of the tomohawk had me rolling....